Ray Malone's Commentary

It was last October.. I found a strange looking oil lamp.. I bought it at at yard sale. I took it home and that evening I rubbed it a bit ... You know, to polish it. And behold... A Genie came from the lamp. The Genie said, as Genies are wont to do, "Your wish is my command, Oh master!".

So I thought... 2008 is a Democrat year... So Genie I want the impossible. I want the Democrats to do the most self destructive things I can think of. The Genie replied .. "Your wish is my command. Oh master!"

Mr. Genie first times don't do well in the USA. The first candidate not from one of the 13 original states did not do well. The first catholic candidate did not do well. Since we have never had a woman or a black president, I would have a black man and a white woman be the only serious candidates for the Democratic nomination.

And the Genie replied,.."Oh master that will be so hard to do!"

Lets give the male candidate the name of an enemy. If it were 1944 the name Adolf Goebbels Goering would come to mind... But the enemy today is militant Muslims.. So how about his first name should be the same as Mohammad's dog. His middle name Saddam's last and a Muslim sounding last name. How about "Barrack Hussein Obama" for the Democrat nominee's name? Think you can do that Genie?

And the Genie said "Oh Master that will be so hard to do!"

Make the male candidate for the Democratic nomination far to the left of Hillary Clinton.

And the Genie said "Oh Master. a black with a Muslim name, an American citizen to the left of Hillary... That may be impossible to find!"

I continued, "Democrats have a history of fighting for the nomination right through their convention. And then uniting and voting together in the General election. I don't want that to happen this year."

"For example Teddy Kennedy in 1980 would not concede to Jimmy Carter although Carter had 2,129 delegates to Ted Kennedy's 1,150. No one in the Democratic party even looked at Ted Kennedy when before the first vote at the convention he asked delegates that had been won by Carter in the primaries and caucuses to dessert Carter and vote for Kennedy. But that is what Kennedy did."

"But then after he had lost at the convention Teddy conceded to Carter and the Democratic party united. I don't want that to happen this year. I want really angry factions in the Democratic party. So angry at their bad treatment that they will not vote at all, or will vote for the Republican."

"OK.. let us do this. I want Hillary Clinton to lose to Barrack Hussein Obama but by a very very small margin. And as soon as she falls just a tiny bit behind Obama, I want the media, well known Democrats and the DNC to demand that Hillary concede. The reason given will be it is for the good of the party. That should make the Hillary supporters very angry at the media, the Democratic party, and their nominee."

"I want Hillary to win New York, California, Ohio Pennsylvania and even Massachusetts.. and even win the popular vote. But I want her to be trashed every day in the Media and by the DNC for not conceding. I want her female supporters to be so angry they will vote for the Republican nominee or not vote at all."

"I want the Gender Gap to be broken for good. I want women Democratic voters to be as mad as they can be at the terrible treatment the party and Obama have given to Hilary. Got that Genie?"

And the Genie says "Oh master that will be so very very hard to do!"

"And Oh yes Genie, I want Obama's preacher to be a racist American hating nut who will make videos recorded from his pulpit screaming "GOD DAMN AMERICA" over and over. I want Obama to say that is not the pastor he knows from attending services there for 20 years. Then I want that preacher to go on a media blitz saying the much thesame things he said in his church. In response I want Obama to give a speech defending his preacher and condemning his white Grandmother."

And the Genie said, "I am only the universes greatest Genie.. I do not know if I can make this happen. It will be soooo hard to do, Master."

Then I said, "I want a Catholic Priest to go to Obama's church and attack Hillary?"

And the Genie said, "Oh master, How can you keep asking for the impossible?" I am only the universe's greatest Genie. You want a Catholic Priest while preaching in Obama's Protestant church to attack Hillary from the Pulpit? I can but try, Master...but think of what you are asking.."

"Just one more thing Genie, I want you to have Obama make very nasty remarks about white working class Democrats and their refuge in Christianity and guns. The Democrats must not get the white working class vote.. and remember .. no gender gap that favors Democrats? OK?"

And the Genie said.. "I shall try master ... but such a list of impossible tasks has never been accomplished by any Genie in all of history.. I can only do my best. I can only promise that I will try."

I said... "Go!.. And do my will.!!!"

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How do you think my Genie is doing?